I really wish I could tell myself that I live an exciting life. But, we all know that would be a giant lie. I'm really quite boring.
When all alone, I tend not to do much:
When all alone, I tend not to do much:
- I sit and watch daytime television
- I drink Diet Coke
- Eat too much
- Clean my house
- Find excuses not to clean my house
- Do laundry
- Take naps when I've been working the morning
- I belch and fart - out loud, even
- If there is music on and I'm standing up I will start shaking my butt and moving it around - in an attempt to dance
- If I am in the middle of getting undressed or dressed and start doing something else, I forget to finish getting dressed - and in the summer or spring the front door may be open
- In the winter, I turn on the heat, after realizing that it is freezing cold inside the house - usually it gets to 65 or 64 before I realize
- I talk to myself - a lot actually, more than I should
- Sometimes, I don't brush my hair - or my teeth - until late, late in the afternoon or evening. So gross.
- I pass judgment on people; whether it be someone on the Price is Right or an idiot on the afternoon news - again, out loud
- I run errands
- When out and about, I tend to spend too much money on things I don't need
- I sing along with the radio, in the car, and I dance, too - - I do a mean Adele, Lady GaGa and Jon Bon Jovi
- I do incredibly stupid and klutzy things
- And I'm human - that's pretty much as exciting as it gets
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