Warning - the following entry has sexual content and may be offensive to some readers.
Beyond that - it's funnier than hell!!
I was getting my nails done this afternoon. When I walked in, there was just one woman there getting her nails done. I was directed to sit in the chair next to her. Eventually, it got pretty busy and there were about five of us all together.
I am sitting there, the older of the little Asian ladies is doing my nails. By the way, they look pretty dang pretty. Suddenly, she looks at me and asks, "what is 69?" I wasn't sure I heard her correctly and just sat there for a second. Again, "what is 69? Is it American thing?". I just shook my head and said, "I don't know". I wasn't sure she meant what she said. The woman sitting next to her, also Asian, says to the woman who was there when I came in and says, "she wants to know what 69 is". The women there, who knows all these woman by name, has the same shocked look as I had. They ask again, "what is 69?" "is it American thing?".
The woman next to me finally says, "it's a sexual reference". The older woman, doing my nails, says "see, I told you, I win the bet".
I kept waiting for Ashton Kutcher to come along and tell me I was being punked.
HMMMMM
Beyond that - it's funnier than hell!!
I was getting my nails done this afternoon. When I walked in, there was just one woman there getting her nails done. I was directed to sit in the chair next to her. Eventually, it got pretty busy and there were about five of us all together.
I am sitting there, the older of the little Asian ladies is doing my nails. By the way, they look pretty dang pretty. Suddenly, she looks at me and asks, "what is 69?" I wasn't sure I heard her correctly and just sat there for a second. Again, "what is 69? Is it American thing?". I just shook my head and said, "I don't know". I wasn't sure she meant what she said. The woman sitting next to her, also Asian, says to the woman who was there when I came in and says, "she wants to know what 69 is". The women there, who knows all these woman by name, has the same shocked look as I had. They ask again, "what is 69?" "is it American thing?".
The woman next to me finally says, "it's a sexual reference". The older woman, doing my nails, says "see, I told you, I win the bet".
I kept waiting for Ashton Kutcher to come along and tell me I was being punked.
HMMMMM
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