I have told stories about my kids - and their not so gracious, best moments. So, I will tell a couple of stories about myself. Some of you probably already know these stories - so sorry!! When I taught POST classes, I always started the week and had them do an introduction and in that there had to be a "most embarrassing moment". I am an equal opportunity story teller and to make them feel better, I always tell them my favorite most embarrassing moments. Now, I've told you how I fall down and some things like that - but, here are my most embarrassing moments that I like to tell:
#1 - A long, long time ago, back in my old house I was sitting there when my daughter, Crystal came in the house. She was laughing, hysterically might I add and couldn't talk. Now, let me background this by saying, I am one of those people who wear their jeans more than one time. The second time you wear your jeans is when they fit just perfectly - the point when they are stretched and are just right. So, back to Crystal laughing to the point that she has to crawl up the stairs. She comes in and asks - "why are your underwear out on the front sidewalk?" Well, ya see, sometimes that first time you take your jeans off, sometimes you just take everything off - including your panties, underwear, underthings, undergarments, or your fat parachute granny panties (that's me). And then just sometimes, when you put those jeans back on, you forget about those fat parachute granny panties that have now wadded up and are in the leg of your jeans. And then just sometimes, those panties, through your daily movements and joustling, end up making their way down - until they reach the front sidewalk. And then, your beautiful daughter sees them and laughs hysterically at you because your fat parachute granny panties have ended up on the front sidewalk.
#2 - When Rodger went off to school in Wyoming, I was pretty distraught. I don't know why it affected me like it did, but, I cried on and off for couple of days prior to hauling his butt off to Rock Springs for college. Well, the day before going, I was making a huge barbecue meal for the family and some of his friends. I had to go to the store to pick up some things, so I headed off to the neighborhood Walmart. KayeLynn was with me and we went through the store and picked up what I needed. We are standing in line and I decide I can't wait anymore and I have to go to the bathroom!! So, I give instructions to KayeLynn and I head in and do my business!! Whew!! When you get old like me, you have to go when there is an opportunity. So, when I exit the stall, I have a sudden realization - there are urinals in the bathroom. AHHH - CRAP!!! I am in the MEN'S room!!! So, I don't even stop to wash my hands, I hurry and rush out. Luckily there aren't any men in there!! Only, to run head long into a man that is entering - OOPS!! Don't know what he was thinking as he came in and saw me coming out - guess I never will!!
So, there is my moment in the sun - and a couple of my moments. I know there are even more embarrassing moments, but they are probably not suited for this - and I really doubt I want you to know about them!!
#1 - A long, long time ago, back in my old house I was sitting there when my daughter, Crystal came in the house. She was laughing, hysterically might I add and couldn't talk. Now, let me background this by saying, I am one of those people who wear their jeans more than one time. The second time you wear your jeans is when they fit just perfectly - the point when they are stretched and are just right. So, back to Crystal laughing to the point that she has to crawl up the stairs. She comes in and asks - "why are your underwear out on the front sidewalk?" Well, ya see, sometimes that first time you take your jeans off, sometimes you just take everything off - including your panties, underwear, underthings, undergarments, or your fat parachute granny panties (that's me). And then just sometimes, when you put those jeans back on, you forget about those fat parachute granny panties that have now wadded up and are in the leg of your jeans. And then just sometimes, those panties, through your daily movements and joustling, end up making their way down - until they reach the front sidewalk. And then, your beautiful daughter sees them and laughs hysterically at you because your fat parachute granny panties have ended up on the front sidewalk.
#2 - When Rodger went off to school in Wyoming, I was pretty distraught. I don't know why it affected me like it did, but, I cried on and off for couple of days prior to hauling his butt off to Rock Springs for college. Well, the day before going, I was making a huge barbecue meal for the family and some of his friends. I had to go to the store to pick up some things, so I headed off to the neighborhood Walmart. KayeLynn was with me and we went through the store and picked up what I needed. We are standing in line and I decide I can't wait anymore and I have to go to the bathroom!! So, I give instructions to KayeLynn and I head in and do my business!! Whew!! When you get old like me, you have to go when there is an opportunity. So, when I exit the stall, I have a sudden realization - there are urinals in the bathroom. AHHH - CRAP!!! I am in the MEN'S room!!! So, I don't even stop to wash my hands, I hurry and rush out. Luckily there aren't any men in there!! Only, to run head long into a man that is entering - OOPS!! Don't know what he was thinking as he came in and saw me coming out - guess I never will!!
So, there is my moment in the sun - and a couple of my moments. I know there are even more embarrassing moments, but they are probably not suited for this - and I really doubt I want you to know about them!!
I don't even REMEMBER the first one! haha!
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