OK - Ted Ain't the Only Momentary Dummy!

In reference to my previous entry here - I have to prove I can be momentarily dumb.

We have an old cat. She around 19 years old. She still gets around pretty good; she's blind in one eye, can't see out of the other, pretty much deaf, noticeably getting a little less strong when she tries to jump up on the couch (misses some times). She is just dang old.

The last couple of weeks, we have noticed she tends to be a bit bloated. I am thinking she may be somewhat constipated, because what is going in ain't coming out very well. She doesn't act like she is in pain or anything - so I have not worried too much.

I guess Ted and KayeLynn were discussing that she looked a little bit more bloated than normal. Ted made the statement about she looked pregnant. KayeLynn told me about the conversation - and this is what we said:

KayeLynn: "Ted said she looked more bloated, said she looked pregnant."
Me: this look of sudden shock coming across my face, "she hasn't snuck outside lately has she?"
KayeLynn: "Mom, she's fixed"

Oh yeah, DUH. I just pulled a Ted.

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