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Phone Call!!!

So I made a phone call today. I was calling the father of my future daughter-in-law to make arrangements for the wedding invitations. I was in my car and driving when I did this. Here is the jist of he conversation:

RING RING

Him: Hello.
Me: Hello, is this Russ?
Him: Yes.
Me: This is Colleen. James' mom.
Him: Who?
Me: James' mom.
Him: Who?
Me: James mom. Your daughters fiance.
Him: Dane?
Me: No, James. Your daughter, Rustie, her fiance's mom.
(at this point, I am looking at my daughter KayeLynn, thinking that I am talking to a man with Alzheimers. He doesn't even know his daughters fiance's name)
Him: Who? My daughter isn't engaged.
Me: Is this Russ?
Him: Yes.
Me: Russ Rolfe?
Him: No, Russ Nay.
Me: Oh My Gosh!!!! I called my brother!!!! Crap!!
We then talked for a minute, which involved me laughing hysterically for not realizing I had two men named Russ in my phone and could possibly be dialing the wrong number!! Good Lordy!!! It was pretty funny!! KayeLynn was pretty hysterical, too!!!
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  1. BerlyCrowJanuary 14, 2011 at 2:59 PM

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  2. BerlyCrowJanuary 14, 2011 at 3:01 PM

    Disturbing Fact #1: Your brother did not look at his Caller ID...not only did he not look at it BEFORE he answered, he didn't look at it DURING the call with [what he thought was] a crazy lady insisting his daughter was engaged.

    Disturbing Fact #2: He didn't recognize his own sister's voice.

    Disturbing Fact #3: He didn't recognize either of the names James or Rustie enough to realize who you were.

    Note to Colleen: Spend more time with your brother.

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  3. CocoJanuary 14, 2011 at 8:38 PM

    I really want to know what Amberly had to say the first time!! There is a response to every one of your disturbing facts, but, that would make the whole thing even that more disturbing.

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  4. BerlyCrowJanuary 14, 2011 at 9:19 PM

    Amberly had to say lots of typos the first time, but it was the same comment. I know, totally just killed the suspense.

    *Note to Self: Add, then delete comments on all Colleen's posts to appear "mysterious."

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  5. NatalieJanuary 24, 2011 at 5:53 PM

    OMG!!! This just made me bust a gut!!! LMAO!!

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