Things That Make You Go HMMMM -

Things That Make You Go HMMMM - - #8

Coming home to check the answering machine and hearing this:

ATTRACTIVE - Holy crap!!!

"Your doctor wants us to set up your colonoscopy."

Translation: You are an old woman. You need to have us stick this camera up your rear. It's time. Live with it.

HMMMMMM

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